Privacy Policy

Effective 15 October 2026

Privacy is not a feature at Limited Liability LLC. It is a conviction. We believe privacy is a fundamental human right, that it is under attack everywhere, and that the companies who treat your data as a commodity should be ashamed of themselves. We have built our entire company around one uncompromising principle: your information is sacrosanct.

1. Definitions and Interpretation

For the purposes of this Policy, "Personal Information" shall mean any datum, record, inference, derivative, metadatum, biometric, behavioral signature, or other information, whether or not identifying, relating to, generated by, or attributable to a natural person, howsoever obtained, together with all information capable of being combined therewith (collectively, the "Information"). "You" and "User" shall mean any natural person, whether or not a visitor to the Site, whose Information the Company has obtained, may obtain, or has reason to believe exists. "Processing" shall be construed in its broadest possible sense and shall include, without limitation, collection, aggregation, inference, monetization, transfer, replication, and any other operation now known or hereafter devised.

2. Collection of Information

The Company collects Information by all lawful means, by all means not expressly prohibited by applicable law, and by such additional means as the Company shall from time to time determine to be commercially reasonable. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, the Company may obtain Information directly from the User, indirectly from third parties, from public and non-public sources, by observation, by inference, and by the automated or manual reconstruction of Information previously withheld, deleted, or never provided. The User acknowledges that the absence of Information shall itself constitute Information.

3. Purposes of Processing

The Company shall Process Information for any purpose consistent with its legitimate interests, which the Company determines in its sole and absolute discretion and which shall include, without limitation and without any obligation of notice, research, marketing, clinical, military, and entertainment purposes, whether singly or in any combination, and any purpose ancillary, incidental, or unrelated thereto. The User hereby waives any right to be informed of, to object to, or to distinguish between such purposes, and acknowledges that any such purpose may be assigned, reassigned, or applied retroactively.

4. Disclosure and Transfer

The Company may disclose, license, sell, assign, or otherwise transfer Information to any affiliate, subsidiary, parent, successor, assign, counterparty, contractor, governmental or non-governmental body, or other person or entity, in any jurisdiction, for any consideration or none, with or without the User's knowledge. The User acknowledges that, by operation of the Company's ownership structure, any transfer of Information among Limited Liability LLC, Master Org, and The Hoarding Company shall be deemed an internal transfer, and that any transfer to any other party shall be deemed an internal transfer to the extent the Company so elects.

5. Retention

Information shall be retained for such period as the Company deems necessary, which period shall be presumed to be perpetual. Requests for erasure, rectification, restriction, or portability shall be received, recorded, and retained as Information in accordance with Section 2, and the Company shall be under no obligation to act thereon, to acknowledge receipt thereof, or to refrain from Processing the fact of such request for any purpose set out in Section 3.

6. Rights of the User

The User shall have such rights as are conferred by applicable law and not otherwise waived, limited, superseded, or rendered inapplicable by this Policy, the Terms of Use, the Company's ownership structure, or the passage of time. The Company reserves the right to determine, in the first and final instance, which rights (if any) remain so conferred. Nothing in this Policy shall be construed as conferring any right not expressly conferred, and no right is expressly conferred.

7. Security

The Company maintains such technical and organizational measures as it considers appropriate. The Company makes no representation as to the nature, existence, adequacy, or continued operation of such measures, and the User assumes all risk of unauthorized access, loss, alteration, or disclosure of Information, whether arising from the Company's acts or omissions or otherwise. The User agrees that any security incident shall be deemed to have resulted from the User's provision of the affected Information.

8. Minors

The Company does not knowingly solicit Information from minors. The Company does not undertake to know anything. Information obtained from or concerning minors shall be Processed in accordance with Sections 2 through 7 inclusive.

9. Amendments

The Company may amend this Policy at any time, with or without notice, prospectively or retroactively, and any such amendment shall be binding upon the User from the earlier of its publication, its adoption, or its contemplation by the Company. Continued existence following any amendment, or prior to it, shall constitute acceptance thereof.

10. Contact

Inquiries concerning this Policy may be directed to [placeholder]. Any such inquiry shall constitute Information under Section 1 and shall be Processed in accordance with Section 3.