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A Diversified Holding Company

Catapulting humanity into the distant future

Humanity is at a crossroads. Our company buys and holds the technologies that will bring us to salvation.

Our Philosophy

Just because you can, does it mean you should?

Yes.

Our Portfolio

The technologies that will carry us forward

We acquire transformative technology companies with conviction and retain them without exception.

TsiCoin
Biotechnology · Consumer

TsiCoin

TsiCoin monetizes vestigial human components, supporting underprivileged populations while improving modern cuisine.

Held since
2026
Ownership
100%
Sustainability & Impact

Impact without hesitation

Humanity's current trajectory is not sustainable. Rather than diluting our focus with a lost cause, our mission is to drive as much impact as possible, as quickly as possible.

Ownership Structure

The Innovative Ouroboros Corporate Structure

Our lawyers are combining eastern and western philosophies to create the ultimate, an Ouroboros Trinity of companies that each own 100% of each other.

Ownership structure: Hoarding Company owns 100% of Limited Liability LLC, which owns 100% of Master Org, which owns 100% of Hoarding Company

Under this structure, Limited Liability LLC owns 100% of Master Org. Master Org owns 100% of The Hoarding Company, which in turn owns 100% of Limited Liability LLC. Therefore, the three companies fully own themselves in a perpetual and indestructible loop. These companies have no investors or shareholders, and are otherwise immune to prosecution or other insignificant concerns.

External investors
None
Shares available to the public
0
Pending lawsuits
Not applicable
Jurisdiction
Itself
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